my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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