It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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