Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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