He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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