Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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