Your tits are I can't wait for
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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