Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Gay?
German.
Pity.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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