Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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