i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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