I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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