oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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