I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i came on her dog
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
