she was so not down for the gang bang
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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