doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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