It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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