There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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