Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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