What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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