I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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