he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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