She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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