so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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