but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
it hurts more in the daytime
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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