i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
All the doctor said was why
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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