i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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