Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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