why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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