he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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