Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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