She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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