i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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