So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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