I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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