How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Alive.
So much puke
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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