Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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