Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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