I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
