One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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