Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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