In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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