i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
