I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My pussy is not your playground.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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