its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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