on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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