was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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