At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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