I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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