"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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