No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
where are you?
Hypothermia
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I have already put on my inside pants.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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