shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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