You work out of a Hotel?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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