Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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