i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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