you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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