I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
dude. I can hear the air.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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